The Chronicle Renames Online Poker to “Cozen”

Brick & mortar poker and online poker are two completely different games, therefore we have decided should have different names. As the term “poker” has been well-established for centuries as the the live game it shall remain in that context. Decree: “Poker” has been grandfathered in, and shall not have to change its name. The…

Help Wanted

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More Poker, Please

Flynn and Ollie have been hitting the poker rooms a bit this winter, for no other reason than to get outta the den and see other critters. So far, so good. This weekend they pulled quite a few pennies outta competitors’ pockets and into theirs, which helps pay for travel & food expenses. The big…